things he actually said
lovebrag.
things he actually said
FAQ
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Why did you stay with him?
Because I loved him. Duh!
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Are you just airing your dirty laundry?
The only dirty laundry we’re concerned about is lovebrag. sitting for weeks in the dryer because your significant other is too lazy to fold it.
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Your tagline is “things he actually said.” But I’m a straight guy. Only my shitty ex-girlfriend has ever gaslit me. Can I still wear your stuff?
Of course! Things he said is what makes it personal to us. But it could just as easily be things she said. Or they said. Or your mom said… well, maybe not your mom. The point is to wear clothes that are bold, funny and resonant. Who cares who said it. We’re not fragile here at lovebrag. Hopefully you’re not either. We don't care which gender hurt you—just how good you look wearing it.
Absolutely not! All of our clothes are top-notch, made in America, fitted to a t and hand embroidered. Quality matters. (At least that’s what our therapist says.)
Do you just print stuff on cheap rags at some third rate factory?
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I have a great idea for a collection. My girlfriend once called me a “_________________.” Will you make me a shirt?
Awesome! We love submissions. Tell us your lovebrag. and maybe people all over the world will be wearing your baggage too!
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You’re sold out of a style I like. Will you make more?
Occasionally, due to demand, we will revisit a collection. More often than not, each collection is its own capsule. So if you see something that resonates, buy it now. We aren’t trying to see our merch on every Tom, Rick and Morty.
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Did he really say this stuff or is it just a gimmick?
Scouts honor. Everything on this website is something he really did say. And guess what? He said a lot more. So check back often for new drops.
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Aren’t you just monetizing someone else’s ideas?
Sure, the bastard is creative. But I hadn't done it, he couldn't have said it. The way we figure, once someone calls you something... you own in. Wear it. Grow from it. Monetize it. As Beyoncé said… The best revenge is your paper.
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You sound bitter and jaded.
That would be a great shirt!! Too bad he never used those words. But thank goodness for the Internet! Maybe at some point we'll have a line of “things said by strangers who have never met us.”
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Does all of your merchandise have profanity?
No. While the nature of volatility is that it often isn’t pretty… not everything is NSFW. Some of our lovebrags. are slower burning. Like… "2-dimensional." We like to think there’s something for everyone’s fucked up personality and experience. (Oops…)
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You're basically Jennifer Coolidge from Sex and the City, season 5, episode 3.
Hopefully someday someone likens you to the queen that is JC! Us unhinged psychopaths have to stick together.
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Statement tees are trash.
So’s your mom. But you don’t see us going to her website and leaving rude comments.
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Who's in charge of this shit?
Worry about your own life, okay?